Guys can we like talk about how cute Giant Isopods are?
I mean not are they large enouch to cuddle with (just like cats)
but they also have the most adorable faces
they don’t give a shit if you pick one up
they are perfect for all your sleeping baby needs
and they love doritos
i think it’s time we talk about this
also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
Why Declawing is a Bad Idea (An 1-minute guide)
Final lines from Mayday Parade’s discography; 2006 - 2013
This fucking show